Friday, September 23, 2011

$65,000 Episode

Heidi Montag - The Hills
The Hills stars claim they wasted $10 million on various extravagances including Montag’s disastrous pop career and her numerous cosmetic surgeries, as well as six cars, designer clothes and trips on private jets.

And Pratt admits they should have been more careful with their money, telling Life & Style magazine, "We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part. In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.

"We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years… Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy… No wonder we got cancelled… My parents are my lifeline."

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Rejected By The Kinetic King

heidi montag devastated
Heidi Montag recently revealed that she developed a crush on one of the contestants who appeared on this year's edition of America's Got Talent.

Montag said that the first time she saw the Kinetic King perform his act on the NBC talent show that she fell head-over-heels for him.

The Kinetic King's real name is Tim Ford and his act consists of assembling thousands and thousands of items and objects on stage which he then proceeds to knock down in a chain reaction collapsing and knocking down the next item and in turn knocking down the next one and so on and so forth until the very last object is knocked down.

The Minneapolis native said that he is totally obsessed with his act which he has been doing ever since he was 18-months old. He said that he recalls arranging things in his baby crib like baby rattles, baby pacifiers, baby chew toys, and Baby Ruths and knocking them down to the joy, awe, and puzzlement of his parents, relatives, and neighbors.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, who is a good friend of the host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Pretzel Stick" Cannon, was able to get Cannon to introduce Tim Ford to Heidi Montag.

Montag and Ford went out on a dinner date to The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse in Cucamonga. Montag later told Miss Chipotle that she really enjoyed being with KK and that she would love to go out with him again.

She revealed that after their dinner date they drove back to her home where KK went into her pantry and took a bag of Oreo Cookies and arranged them in a mini-knock down on her kitchen counter top.

When Chipotle spoke with Ford and gave him the great news about Heidi wanting to go out with him again he smiled and said that although he did like her he stated that he would not be asking her out again.

A stunned Chipotle asked him why not. Ford answered that he was just much to involved in his work and besides he confessed that Heidi smells like plastic and he's highly allergic to plastic.

When Montag was contacted by Carolina Chipotle and told about what the Kinetic King had said (Montag) did not say a word but the Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter stated that she could tell that Heidi was devastated by the way she made a fist with her right hand and kept hitting her open left hand while remarking, "I hate you KK! I hate you KK!" over and over.

In a non-related story. Tony Bennett has said that the rumor that he will be leaving the United States and moving to Libya is false and was probably fabricated by either Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly.

Broke?

Once the loudest, proudest fame whores around, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lived a fake life for the sake of cameras for years and reaped the benefits.
Nowadays, however, things are a bit different.

They’re broke and living in a beach house in Santa Barbara owned by his folks, who let them live there rent-free. Few other family members speak to them.

Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery binge has marred her face and body. They are largely unemployable, both on camera and off, victims of their own success.

Pratts Play with Guns Three short years ago, they were at the top of their game with The Hills, working every lever of the celebrity industrial-machine to their advantage. Speidi. One word said it all. You knew them. You hated them. But you ate up their antics and the celeb culture they embodied. They knew it. Worked it. But things turned dark as The Hills wound down. By the end of 2009, their lives grew increasingly insane ... not to mention financially unsustainable. Lavish spending on useless crap - cars, clothes, her music career - killed them. “We were getting paid to be people we weren’t for so long that there’s no line,” Spencer Pratt says. “What we learned is, you can be too famous.”

"Obviously I wish I didn't do it. I would go back and not have any surgery. It doesn't help. I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image."

The Hollywood vortex sucked them up good, according to their accounts. They blew through money for Montag's music career and to look the part of Tinseltown stars. Pratt says he "probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes. My million-dollar wardrobe -- I would never wear that again. They're props."

They now refer to themselves as "broke" and are living in a beach house in Santa Barbara because Pratt's parents don't charge them rent.
As for the reality TV game, Pratt is particularly discontent about making up a "fake" life for the cameras and seeking fame: "We were living each other’s mistakes -- everything we were doing, in retrospect, was a mistake. The second we continued on our quest for fame was a mistake.
"This isn’t a business. That was the big thing I didn’t get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, ‘Oh, you can have a career in reality’—that is a lie.”
Another sore spot? Being asked to hit your own sibling. Pratt alleges that a Hills producer tried to coax him into pressuring his sister and cast mate Stephanie to "hit rock bottom." He claims a producer specifically told him to hit Stephanie to generate buzz similar to when Snooki was punched in a bar on Jersey Shore.
Pratt said, "That's when I snapped. To the point when I said -- and this is when producers got scared of me -- 'You want me to punch my sister in the face? Are you trying to get me to kill you?' I didn't say, 'I'm killing you,' If I did, MTV would have had me arrested."