Meltdown On 'The View'

Barbara Walters, star of sight, said she has seen it all, but she said she had not seen what happened to the last guest Heidi Montag.

Montag appeared on the show and was interviewed by Joy "Hey You" Behar, who asked about her and Zac Efron moonbathing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Heidi blushed and said it was true, but added that it was personal and she did not talk about it. Behar asked him about the rumor that she had been invited to participate with Steven Tyler and his lady friend Kate Gosselin in a threesome also down in Cabo San Lucas.

Montag was pink and said it was true, but it was not on the show to discuss this very personal invitation which she said she had to refuse because of the dreaded "red snapper ". "TMI!" Walters Screamed. "Yeah, I agree. TMI "Noticed Elisabeth Hasselbeck. "Hey y'all what da hell duz TMI mean anyway?" Asked a perplexed Sherri Shepherd. "Texas Military Institute." Whoopi Goldberg shouted in jest. "Huh?" Goldberg said, "Shit, Sherri, your means ju ju be said dat sista of a Ju Da Hood and do not know what da hell TMI mean?" "Too much information" Elisabeth Hasselbeck quickly rang in. "Tell you there are some white, thin, cracker bitch", shouted angrily Whoopi, "Why did you duz its Tellin it when I stand ' After your cashier, I swear between you and other fruits dat honky Cup blonde Ann Coulter there is not no place for dat friggin Paris Hilton flaked at the Holiday Inn da any way. "(Barbara) Walters jumped in and said all the girls to settle because they were on his show, not Sarah Palin Effen home in Alaska, where his daughters disrespectful Bristol, Willow and Piper all do and say what they Freakin 's please. Montag asked if everyone could get back to focusing on her since she was after all the guest mad. Behar laughed. Goldberg laughed. And Hasselbeck said, "Hey ho dat Heidi was a good friend." Montag smiled and said she meant she was delighted that President Obama and the "First Mama" Michelle was present July 15, Beverly Hills premier of his film The Naked Cougar Cucamonga. Hasselbeck asked, "What is it really?" "White Girls" Came the reply from Whoopi who got a high five from Joy Behar.

Montag asked if it was his turn. Whoopi said go for it kid. Heidi said that the president loves baby back ribs, mashed potatoes, nachos and jalapeño. Walters asked Montag of the fact that she recently got dumped by Tim Ford, aka The King kinetics of America's Got Talent Fame. Montag became very quiet. His eyes were torn and she started to cry softly at first but after Hasselbeck told him to answer the question and Heidi just lost. She started to cry so much that she brought down the sofa, but fortunately Behar managed to catch him by one of her breasts and prevented her from falling face first onto the ground. Walters quickly went to a mall. When she returned, she explained to viewers that Heidi Montag had a meltdown because his being dumped by King kinetics was extremely hard on her.

She noted that Montag was generally shown by the house physician, Dr. Pasquale Montepulciano who had given him some medicine to relieve the sudden onset of plastic that had lodged in his tonsils.

Regrets plastic surgery

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery flagship drew attention again in their quest for physical perfection on her 25th Birthday at the aptly named Vanity Night Club.

The mad obsession of the artistic elite body is nothing new. Brian Dillon observed that many celebrities are "lumpy in strangeness pumped in the gym filleted, and the surgeon sewed, embalmed in Botox" and "rather than survivors, people who go places to stop." From Howard Hughes to Andy Warhol, Michael Jackson with perceived physical imperfection success mixes bring "pain, which can only be treated with opiates." If religion is the opium of the people Demerol works quite well for the rich and famous.

Fretting over his own body has become "an essential prerequisite for the consideration of modern fame," noted Dillon, based on the number of morbidly obsessed with the celebrities in a "state of almost constant near-collapse."

He marveled that "few, historically, had such resources or opportunities for self-mutilation as the rich and famous in our century." When we look at Celebrity Bodies to know to achieve the monetary and physical costs of physical perfection, we are working with awe and repulsion, envy and resentment.

People Magazine, the bellwether of the conventional celebrity culture, at regular intervals details of this phenomenon.

An article last year exposed to plastic surgery addiction is a particularly spectacular example of self-mutilation. Monday, already attractive, and then only 23, underwent head to toe plastic surgery procedures with ten in a single day. By the time she saw her surgery as an investment in the future career as a pop star in the magnitude of Britney Spears, the apotheosis of the celebrity in almost constant near-collapse.

Just one year later revealed Monday photo shoot for Life & Style Magazine her surgical scars, and uneven body parts. Said "surgery ruined my career and my personal life," Monday: "I regret nothing, but go back if I could, I would not do it."

Monday has something in common with the famous ascetics of the Christian faith. The Christian ascetic humbled to imitate Christ's suffering flesh, hoping to be bound forever with the Suffering Servant. Practices ranged from self-inflicted serious injuries to hungry look of a cucumber.

"The necessity of mortification of the flesh stands clearly revealed if we consider the fragility of our nature," said Paul IV, because flesh and spirit are in opposite directions had desires, since the sin of Adam. "This exercise of bodily mortification - far removed from any form of stoicism - does not want to take a condemnation of the flesh, which rested the Son of God, on the contrary, the killing of." Liberation "of human aims." In the Catholic Catechism: "The way of perfection passes through the cross."

Monday prayed to her operation for a long time, but never felt that the operation was wrong. Fairytale dream, not the identification with the suffering servant driven, Monday to go under the knife. She was, she claimed, an "ugly duckling" before the operation, with protruding ears like Dumbo. She saw her post-op body as a Cinderella story, but she realized she would need further surgery to make it "as perfect as I can."

While the ascetics were against the suffering servant, as measured against Monday actresses like Angelina Jolie. Monday ached for the economic success much hurt in the ascetic way of eternal perfection through suffering.

The suffering was substantial. The aftermath of Operation Monday made to feel weak and fragile and at one point after the operation she was in so much pain that she wanted to die right then. In her extreme pain, she asked for more Demerol to slow their breathing significantly. She felt her life slipping away.

While some dismiss the fight Monday, what responsibility we bear for their actions? Dillon argues celebrities undergo the struggle for physical perfection "for us and our morbid fears projected for our own bodies."

Combat those who would criticize, said Monday: "There is something in it, that God cares about." If, as maintained Monday, her body is "just a shell", then self-mutilation could be a lot of sense, how to make a good career move. Like the ascetics physical agony endured in search of eternal reward in the kingdom endured excruciating elective surgery Monday for reward in this life.

Monday wants a culture that is envied her body, but disapproves of their extreme measures to win. It measures against troubled tales and actresses such as Angelina Jolie and pop stars like Spears. Her admirers and critics compare to submit to her and the same agony.

Hindsight offers a perspective. With the results of its operations into clear relief, we can better resist the temptation, envy, knowing that the scalpel will not bring us to live healthy and happy. If we succeed, we might even release these celebrities from the bondage of their quest for physical perfection in this life.

$65,000 Episode

The Hills stars claim they wasted $10 million on various extravagances including Montag’s disastrous pop career and her numerous cosmetic surgeries, as well as six cars, designer clothes and trips on private jets.

And Pratt admits they should have been more careful with their money, telling Life & Style magazine, "We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part. In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.

"We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years… Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy… No wonder we got cancelled… My parents are my lifeline."

Rejected By The Kinetic King

Heidi Montag recently revealed that she developed a crush on one of the contestants who appeared on this year's edition of America's Got Talent.

Montag said that the first time she saw the Kinetic King perform his act on the NBC talent show that she fell head-over-heels for him.

The Kinetic King's real name is Tim Ford and his act consists of assembling thousands and thousands of items and objects on stage which he then proceeds to knock down in a chain reaction collapsing and knocking down the next item and in turn knocking down the next one and so on and so forth until the very last object is knocked down.

The Minneapolis native said that he is totally obsessed with his act which he has been doing ever since he was 18-months old. He said that he recalls arranging things in his baby crib like baby rattles, baby pacifiers, baby chew toys, and Baby Ruths and knocking them down to the joy, awe, and puzzlement of his parents, relatives, and neighbors.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, who is a good friend of the host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Pretzel Stick" Cannon, was able to get Cannon to introduce Tim Ford to Heidi Montag.

Montag and Ford went out on a dinner date to The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse in Cucamonga. Montag later told Miss Chipotle that she really enjoyed being with KK and that she would love to go out with him again.

She revealed that after their dinner date they drove back to her home where KK went into her pantry and took a bag of Oreo Cookies and arranged them in a mini-knock down on her kitchen counter top.

When Chipotle spoke with Ford and gave him the great news about Heidi wanting to go out with him again he smiled and said that although he did like her he stated that he would not be asking her out again.

A stunned Chipotle asked him why not. Ford answered that he was just much to involved in his work and besides he confessed that Heidi smells like plastic and he's highly allergic to plastic.

When Montag was contacted by Carolina Chipotle and told about what the Kinetic King had said (Montag) did not say a word but the Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter stated that she could tell that Heidi was devastated by the way she made a fist with her right hand and kept hitting her open left hand while remarking, "I hate you KK! I hate you KK!" over and over.

In a non-related story. Tony Bennett has said that the rumor that he will be leaving the United States and moving to Libya is false and was probably fabricated by either Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly.

Broke?

Once the loudest, proudest fame whores around, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lived a fake life for the sake of cameras for years and reaped the benefits.

Nowadays, however, things are a bit different.

They’re broke and living in a beach house in Santa Barbara owned by his folks, who let them live there rent-free. Few other family members speak to them.

Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery binge has marred her face and body. They are largely unemployable, both on camera and off, victims of their own success.

Pratts Play with Guns Three short years ago, they were at the top of their game with The Hills, working every lever of the celebrity industrial-machine to their advantage. Speidi. One word said it all. You knew them. You hated them. But you ate up their antics and the celeb culture they embodied. They knew it. Worked it. But things turned dark as The Hills wound down. By the end of 2009, their lives grew increasingly insane ... not to mention financially unsustainable. Lavish spending on useless crap - cars, clothes, her music career - killed them. “We were getting paid to be people we weren’t for so long that there’s no line,” Spencer Pratt says. “What we learned is, you can be too famous.”

"Obviously I wish I didn't do it. I would go back and not have any surgery. It doesn't help. I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image."

The Hollywood vortex sucked them up good, according to their accounts. They blew through money for Montag's music career and to look the part of Tinseltown stars. Pratt says he "probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes. My million-dollar wardrobe -- I would never wear that again. They're props."

They now refer to themselves as "broke" and are living in a beach house in Santa Barbara because Pratt's parents don't charge them rent.

As for the reality TV game, Pratt is particularly discontent about making up a "fake" life for the cameras and seeking fame: "We were living each other’s mistakes -- everything we were doing, in retrospect, was a mistake. The second we continued on our quest for fame was a mistake.
"This isn’t a business. That was the big thing I didn’t get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, ‘Oh, you can have a career in reality’—that is a lie.”
Another sore spot? Being asked to hit your own sibling. Pratt alleges that a Hills producer tried to coax him into pressuring his sister and cast mate Stephanie to "hit rock bottom." He claims a producer specifically told him to hit Stephanie to generate buzz similar to when Snooki was punched in a bar on Jersey Shore.
Pratt said, "That's when I snapped. To the point when I said -- and this is when producers got scared of me -- 'You want me to punch my sister in the face? Are you trying to get me to kill you?' I didn't say, 'I'm killing you,' If I did, MTV would have had me arrested."