Meltdown On 'The View'

Barbara Walters, star of sight, said she has seen it all, but she said she had not seen what happened to the last guest Heidi Montag.

Montag appeared on the show and was interviewed by Joy "Hey You" Behar, who asked about her and Zac Efron moonbathing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Heidi blushed and said it was true, but added that it was personal and she did not talk about it. Behar asked him about the rumor that she had been invited to participate with Steven Tyler and his lady friend Kate Gosselin in a threesome also down in Cabo San Lucas.

Montag was pink and said it was true, but it was not on the show to discuss this very personal invitation which she said she had to refuse because of the dreaded "red snapper ". "TMI!" Walters Screamed. "Yeah, I agree. TMI "Noticed Elisabeth Hasselbeck. "Hey y'all what da hell duz TMI mean anyway?" Asked a perplexed Sherri Shepherd. "Texas Military Institute." Whoopi Goldberg shouted in jest. "Huh?" Goldberg said, "Shit, Sherri, your means ju ju be said dat sista of a Ju Da Hood and do not know what da hell TMI mean?" "Too much information" Elisabeth Hasselbeck quickly rang in. "Tell you there are some white, thin, cracker bitch", shouted angrily Whoopi, "Why did you duz its Tellin it when I stand ' After your cashier, I swear between you and other fruits dat honky Cup blonde Ann Coulter there is not no place for dat friggin Paris Hilton flaked at the Holiday Inn da any way. "(Barbara) Walters jumped in and said all the girls to settle because they were on his show, not Sarah Palin Effen home in Alaska, where his daughters disrespectful Bristol, Willow and Piper all do and say what they Freakin 's please. Montag asked if everyone could get back to focusing on her since she was after all the guest mad. Behar laughed. Goldberg laughed. And Hasselbeck said, "Hey ho dat Heidi was a good friend." Montag smiled and said she meant she was delighted that President Obama and the "First Mama" Michelle was present July 15, Beverly Hills premier of his film The Naked Cougar Cucamonga. Hasselbeck asked, "What is it really?" "White Girls" Came the reply from Whoopi who got a high five from Joy Behar.

Montag asked if it was his turn. Whoopi said go for it kid. Heidi said that the president loves baby back ribs, mashed potatoes, nachos and jalapeño. Walters asked Montag of the fact that she recently got dumped by Tim Ford, aka The King kinetics of America's Got Talent Fame. Montag became very quiet. His eyes were torn and she started to cry softly at first but after Hasselbeck told him to answer the question and Heidi just lost. She started to cry so much that she brought down the sofa, but fortunately Behar managed to catch him by one of her breasts and prevented her from falling face first onto the ground. Walters quickly went to a mall. When she returned, she explained to viewers that Heidi Montag had a meltdown because his being dumped by King kinetics was extremely hard on her.

She noted that Montag was generally shown by the house physician, Dr. Pasquale Montepulciano who had given him some medicine to relieve the sudden onset of plastic that had lodged in his tonsils.